04/30/09..."I'M NOT DOING NEXT SEASON. I'M GONNA TAKE ONE OFF." JULIANNE HOUGH

04/29/09..."HE'S THE GREAT QUINTESSENTIAL ACTOR." JULIA ROBERTS

04/28/09..."I'VE RUN OUT OF SUPERLATIVES. I'M A FORTUNATE MAN" TOM HANKS

04/27/09..."I'VE GOT A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR." SUSAN BOYLE

04/24/09..."I THINK THAT BREAK-UPS ARE HARD WHEN YOU'RE A PRIVATE PERSON...OR WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BREAKING UP...REALLY WEIRD." LINDSAY LOHAN

04/23/09..."I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST MARRIAGE. UM, I'M JUST NOT GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW" MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY

04/22/09..."ARE YOU THE GUYS THAT SPOOKED MY HORSE?" MADONNA

04/21/09..."IF YOU DO A MOVIE WHERE YOU'RE PLAYING ZAC EFRON OLDER...EXCERCISE! I HAVE LIKE A 4-PACK!" MATTHEW PERRY

04/20/09..."YOU COME ON MY SHOW, I'LL GO ON YOUR...TWITTER, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO." LARRY KING

04/17/09..."LAST ONE TO ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS IS A ROTTEN EGG!" ASHTON KUTCHER

04/16/09..."MILEY, I APOLOGIZE, SO, I'LL CALL YOU. I GOT A DAUGHTER, TOO, SO I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND." JAMIE FOXX

04/15/09..."I SAID, 'OK, SAYONARA. IT'S BEEN A GREAT RIDE. THANK-YOU'." NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN

04/14/09..."I DON'T WANT TO COME OVER AS WHINY BECAUSE I AM VERY GRATEFUL THAT I HAVE GOT THESE JOBS, BUT THERE'S A POINT WHERE I AM NOT SURE WE CAN KEEP THIS SCHEDULE UP." SIMON COWELL

04/13/09..."I DO THINK IN WASHINGTON, IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE AMERICAN IDOL, BUT EVERYBODY IS SIMON COWELL" PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

04/10/09..."DON'T SMOKE WEED." BRITNEY SPEARS

04/09/09..."OBVIOUSLY GOING FROM A PRIVATE CAREER, WHERE YOU ARE WORKING FOR A BIG COMPANY, TO A PUBLIC SERVICE CAREER, THERE IS A HUGE PAY CUT." KAL PENN/DR. LAWRENCE KUTNER

04/08/09..."I'VE FINALLY GOT 'ROUND TO A BOOK BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. IT'S GONNA BE THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD." OZZY OSBOURNE

04/07/09..."I REALLY GET THAT EVERY MOMENT IS SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT...AS LONG AS I CAN GET THERE, I'LL BE THERE." MICHAEL J. FOX

04/06/09..."I'VE HAD A LOT OF GOOD MOMENTS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS. THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE." CARRIE UNDERWOOD

04/03/09..."BOTOX IS BECOMING THE NEW FACE OF BEAUTY AND IT'S UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE IT MAKES EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE SATAN'S CHILDREN. EVERYBODY HAS POINTED EYEBROWS. EVERYBODY LOOKS RELATED." STEVIE NICKS

04/02/09..."I CAME IN AS A BUMBLING, STUMBLING NEOPHYTE MED STUDENT AND ALONG THE WAY FELL IN LOVE, GOT DUMPED AND WAS STABBED BY A PSYCHOTIC PATIENT. IT'S BEEN QUITE A RIDE." NOAH WYLE

04/01/09..."I WAS QUITE RUDE TO PEOPLE. I WOULD BITE THEIR PIZZA AND GIVE IT TO THEM. I WOULD DROP THE DOUGH ON THE FLOOR, PICK IT UP AND USE IT." HEIDI KLUM


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