02/29/08 (LEAP DAY!).."THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS THE 3RD DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE." GEORGE CARLIN

02/28/08..."THEY GOT GUYS OUT THERE PLAYING FOOTBALL THAT AIN'T BEEN BAR MITZVAED YET!" MYRON COPE

02/27/08..."I'M PREGNANT EVERY DAY, APPARENTLY...I'M NOT." VICTORIA "POSH SPICE" BECKHAM

02/26/08... "OH MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED. SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO YOUR OWN SINGING." BETTE MIDLER

02/25/08.."YOU'VE TRULY ROCKED MY LIFE." MARION COTTILLARD

02/22/08..."I WOULDN'T MIND WINNING ANOTHER (OSCAR). EVEN ONE OF THOSE SENTIMENTAL ONES FOR BEING A PAIN IN THE "BUTT" FOR SO LONG." JACK NICHOLSON

02/21/08.."THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER, BECAUSE I'M ALIVE." FARRAH FAWCETT

02/20/08..."SHE CAN CALL ME AND COME LIVE IN OUR HOUSE WITH US FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS. I WOULD HELP SET HER STRAIGHT." HEIDI KLUM

02/19/08..."I DO BELIEVE IN 'WORK HARD, PLAY HARD", BUT 'WORK HARD' ALWAYS COMES FIRST, AND IT DID EVEN WHEN I WAS WILD AND YOUNG." DREW BARRYMORE

02/18/08..."OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS ON MY SHOW THIS SEASON, I'LL SAY MAYBE 8 OF THEM WAS REALLY FOR ME." FLAVA FLAV

02/15/08..."IT WAS A SLIP AND OBVIOUSLY SHE APOLOGIZES, AND SO DO WE." MEREDITH VIERA

02/14/08..."I NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ROMANTIC OR FEEL ROMANTIC WITH ANYONE. I WASN'T SAVING MYSELF, SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE ONE." GARY COLEMAN

02/13/08..."I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED IN MY LIFE, NOR HAVE I STOLEN A DOG." NICHOLAS CAGE

02/12/08..."I KNOW I HAVE BEEN BREAKING MY NECK AND BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO GET MY NEW (BACKWOODS BARBIE) CD & WORLD TOUR TOGETHER, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT MYSELF DOING IT." DOLLY PARTON

02/11/08..."FRANK SINATRA LOOKED GOOD FOR 150, DIDN'T HE? PRINCE

02/08/08..."WE FIGHT WELL...WE FLIRT WELL." MATTHEW MC CONNAGHEY

02/07/08..."TO SINGERS, I WASN'T A SINGER. TO ACTORS, I WASN'T AN ACTOR. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR PLACE." CHER

02/06/08..."...I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE DANIEL DAY LEWIS. HE SORT OF IRRITATES ALL OF US BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD. I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I DON'T LIKE HIM." GEORGE CLOONEY

02/05/08..."WHEN I LOOK BACK ON THIS LAST YEAR, IT'S LIKE, WHAT WAS I THINKING?" LINDSAY LOHAN

02/04/08..."IT'S THE BEST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'M VERY EXCITED...I ALWAYS KNEW I WANTED TO BE A MOTHER." JESSICA ALBA

02/01/08..."GIANTS 23, PATRIOTS 17." PLAXICO BURRESS

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