02/27/09..."I REALLY BELIEVE THIS MAY BE THE SHOW THAT'S NEVER CANCELLED." PAT SAJAK

02/26/09..."ONCE YOU'RE IN THE MAC, IT'S LIKE BEING IN THE ARMY."STEVIE NICKS

02/25/09..."I'M NOW READY TO PLAY AGAIN." TIGER WOODS

02/24/09..."DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!" STEVE MARTIN

02/23/09... "I WANT YOU TO SAY WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A 7 SEC. DELAY; BUT IF YOU WIN, WE SWITCH TO A 20 MINUTE DELAY." HUGH JACKMAN

02/20/09..."OBVIOUSLY, THEY WANT VIEWERS, AND THEY THINK I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY EX-WIVES AND BLOOD DRINKING AND ALL THOSE OTHER FANTASIES THEY HAVE." BILLY BOB THORNTON (AKA: W. R. "BUD" THORNTON)

02/19/09..."IT'S MY FIRST OSCARS. AND IT'S MY FIRST BEING AN OSCAR BOYFRIEND." JOHN MAYER

02/18/09..."I THINK I COULD BE SENATOR, TOO. I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED." OPRAH

02/17/09..."THIS SHOW HAS BEEN MORE THAN A JOB FOR ME. I MET MY WIFE ON A REMOTE...I GOT MY DOG THROUGH THIS SHOW." CONAN O'BRIEN

02/16/09..."I'VE DONE NOTHING. I'M GOING TO PUT ON SELF-TANNER AND LINGERIE." KELLY RIPA


02/13/09..."I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH WORDS BEFORE I FELL IN LOVE WITH MUSIC." TAYLOR SWIFT

02/12/09..."JOAQUIM, I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T BE HERE." DAVID LETTERMAN

02/11/09..."CURVES ARE BETTER. I DON'T GET THE WHOLE RAIL THING." JESSICA SIMPSON

02/10/09..."I DIDN'T COME HERE 'GINNED UP" TO SPEND 800 MILLION DOLLARS." PRESIDENT OBAMA

02/09/09..."IN THE OLD DAYS WE WOULD HAVE CALLED THIS SELLING OUT, BUT IT'S A GOOD WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY." ROBERT PLANT

02/06/09..."A LOT OF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY US, SO THIS SONG IS US GIVING OUR ADVICE." MILEY CYRUS

02/05/09..."I STILL LIKE BOTOX. IT'S GREAT! IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE SHAPE OF MY FACE." LISA RINNA

02/04/09..."HERE IS OUR MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE: REMEMBER WHO YOUR DAD REALLY IS." JENNA AND BARBARA BUSH

02/03/09..."I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE ALIVE. I FEEL LIKE A GROUNDHOG." BILL MURRAY

02/02/09..."I SAID, 'IT'S NOW OR NEVER.'' BEN ROETHLISBERGER

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