01/31/08..."I FEEL COMPLETE WHEN I'M WITH BABIES AND KIDS. IF I END UP DOING IT ON MY OWN, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT."
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
01/30/08..."...A FUN SHOW...THAT 'GIRLFRIEND' DESTINATION, WHERE WE CAN ALL LAUGH A LITTLE BIT, CRY A LITTLE BIT AND JUST ENJOY LIFE."
MARIE OSMOND
01/29/08..."BEING A GOOD HUSBAND IS LIKE BEING A STAND-UP COMIC. YOU NEED TEN YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CALL YOURSELF A BEGINNER."
JERRY SEINFELD
01/28/08..."I SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE IN OUR ENSEMBLE. IT TAKES A LOT OF PEOPLE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GOOD ACTRESS."
TINA FEY
01/25/08..."MY MOM TAUGHT ME THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS STAYING TRUE TO YOURSELF."
MILEY CYRUS
01/24/08..."GOD BLESS AND GOOD-BYE. WE STILL LOVE REGIS."
RINGO STARR
01/23/08..."I NEVER MINDED BEING A FOOL FOR LOVE. IT'S NICE TO HAVE A PLACE TO BE FOOLISH."
JACK NICHOLSON
01/22/08...I WAS DRINKING BOURBON ON THE ROCKS. IT WAS GREAT. THIS HUGE CHEER WENT UP."
GLENN CLOSE
01/21/08..."WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ANSWERING THE PHONE AND THE CALLERS THOUGHT I WAS MY FATHER! SO I OFTEN GOT QUIRKY ROLES BECAUSE I WAS NEVER THE CONVENTIONAL INGENUE."
SUZANNE PLESHETTE
01/18/08..."SO, WHERE'S THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL BEING HELD THIS YEAR?"
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
01/17/08..."ALL WITTY BARBS, BLOGS & FASHION POLICING ASIDE, THAT GIRL LOVES TEXAS MORE THAN YOU KNOW."
JOHN MAYER
01/16/08..."MY #1 (RESOLUTION) WAS TO WEAR SUITS MORE OFTEN. ANOTHER WAS TO EXCERCISE 300 DAYS OF THE YEAR FOR AN HOUR A DAY. I GET 65 DAYS OFF."
TOM HANKS
01/15/08..."WE'RE DONE WITH OUR NURSERY. THAT'S BEEN DONE FOR ABOUT A MONTH. I'M THAT KIND OF TYPE A PERSONALITY."
HALLE BERRY
01/14/08..."I KNEW IF MY PHONE WERE RINGING WHEN I WALKED BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM THAT I WOULD HAVE WON, AND IT WAS. NOBODY CALLS A LOSER!!!"
DAVID DUCHOVNEY
01/11/08..."SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I WAS CRYING AND I'M NOT A CRYER."
EDDIE MURPHY
01/10/08..."NOBODY'S SLEEPING IN OUR HOUSE REALLY."
ELIZABETH HASSELBECK
01/09/08..."I'VE CALLED HIM "HUSBAND" ABOUT 4 OR 5 TIMES NOW. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BEING MARRIED THAT FEELS SAFE."
KATHERINE HEIGL
01/08/08..."(SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STEP UP AND GET THIS YOUNG WOMAN SOME QUALITY CARE), AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE ONE WHIT...NOT ONE SECOND FOR TRYING TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN."
DR. PHIL
01/07/08..."I'M A ROCK STAR BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE A SOCCER STAR."
ROD STEWART
01/04/08..."I'VE HAD SUCH AN UNUSUAL LIFE. OBVIOUSLY CAREER ORIENTED. I WAS HAPPY TO BE A DAUGHTER WELL INTO MY 40'S."
DIANE KEATON
01/03/08..."DAVE HAS BEEN OFF THE AIR FOR 8 LONG WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE WRITER'S STRIKE. TONIGHT HE'S BACK ON. (PAUSE) OH WELL, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END."
HILLARY CLINTON
01/02/08..."I BAKE ALL THE TIME, BUT I DON'T LIKE TO EAT THE COOKIES WHEN THEY'RE DONE. I JUST LIKE THE DOUGH."
SHARON STONE
01/01/08...(NO QUOTE.)
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