01/30/09..."I'LL DATE MYSELF NOW. WHEN I HEAR "STEELERS", I THINK TERRY BRADSHAW." BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

01/29/09...I'VE GOT PIGS IN THE BLANKET, CAN I STAY?" MATT LAUER

01/28/09..."ADDING ANOTHER GIRL, WHO TALKS A LOT, I'LL PROBABLY BE ALLOWED ONE WORD PER HOUR." SIMON COWELL (RE: KARA DIO GUARDI)

01/27/09..."WE NEVER GET TO DANCE, BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO DANCE THEY PLAY 'FOOTLOOSE' AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE." KYRA SEDGEWICK

01/26/09..."LOOK AT ME. I DIDN'T EVEN BUY A DRESS!" MERYL STREEP

01/23/09..."I KNEW I'D BE CRYING EITHER WAY, AND I WANTED MY MOMMY AND DADDY THERE." ANNE HATHAWAY

01/22/09..."EVERY TIME I'M NOT WEARING MY WEDDING RING, PEOPLE THINK I'M GETTING DIVORCED. THAT'S CRAZY! IT JUST DIDN'T GO WITH THE DRESS." JENNIFER LOPEZ

01/21/09..."I CAN'T DANCE BUT I HAVE A HECK OF AN EYE." VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

01/20/09..."THEY SAY THAT THE JOB OF THE PRESIDENT IS THE LONELIEST JOB IN THE WORLD." HARRY S. TRUMAN

01/19/09..."TO SING "AT LAST' WHILE THEY HAVE THEIR FIRST DANCE IS A DREAM COME TRUE." BEYONCE

01/16/09..."THIS HAS BEEN A KILLER YEAR. THE SHOW, GETTING ENGAGED...I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S NEXT. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER." KARA DIO GUARDI

01/15/09..."ONCE YOU OBTAIN A FANTASY IT BECOMES A REALITY, AND THAT REALITY IS NOT AS EXCITING AS YOUR FANTASY." RICARDO MONTALBAN

01/14/09..."RU, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND DON'T HUNCH." DEMI MOORE

01/13/09..."I'LL TAKE IT AS IT COMES. I'M JUST VERY GRATEFUL TO HAVE A 2ND CHANCE, AND FOR PEOPLE TO TRUST ME AGAIN." MICKEY ROURKE

01/12/09..."THANK-YOU FOR DIRECTING THIS FILM, BABE, AND THANK-YOU FOR KILLING US EVERY SINGLE DAY AND REALLY ENJOYING US ACTUALLY BEING IN SUCH HORRIFIC PAIN!" KATE WINSLET

01/09/09...(NO QUOTE)

01/08/09..."I'VE BEEN ON SO MANY BAD DATES. I WENT ON ONE WHERE I JUST LEFT BECAUSE HE WAS SO BORING. I FELT REALLY BAD AND I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO PAY FOR DINNER." KATE HUDSON

01/07/09..."I DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF THE WAGON. I LET THE WAGON FALL ON ME." OPRAH WINFREY

01/06/09..."I WAS NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT WANTED LIKE 900 BUTTONS UP THE BACK AND CRAZINESS. I WAS LIKE, 'JUST ZIP ME IN AND CALL IT A DAY.' " JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

01/05/09..."YOU CAN THINK OF HOLLYWOOD AS HIGH SCHOOL: TV ACTORS ARE FRESHMEN, COMEDY ACTORS ARE MAYBE JUNIORS, AND DRAMATIC ACTORS...THEY'RE THE COOL SENIORS." OWEN WILSON

01/02/09..."ONCE YOU HIT 40, YOU START REEXAMINING THE MATH OF IT ALL. I'LL TRADE WISDOM FOR YOUTH ANY DAY. BRAD PITT

01/01/09... (NEW YEAR'S DAY -NO QUOTE)

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