06/12/09..."I DON'T THINK IT MAKES YOU LOOK ANY SMARTER IF WE DO WIN. AND IF YOU LOSE, YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDOT." BROOKS ORPIK

06/11/09..."I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS HAPPENING." CARRIE PREJEAN

06/10/09..."EVERY DAY I USE A MOISTURIZER WITH SPF. BUT IF I'M GOING TO BE IN THE SUN...I PUT ON LIKE SPF ONE MILLION!" JENNIFER GARNER

06/09/09..."I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO PROM." ANN HATHAWAY

06/08/09..."FOR THE RECORD, SHREK AND I ARE NO RELATION" JAMES GANDOLFINI

06/05/09..."DOLLY PARTON IS PERFORMING WITH LIZA MINELLI AND POISON WITH BRET MICHAELS. IF THIS IS NOT AN ECLECTIC TONYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS." NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

06/04/09..."IT'S GREAT TO HAVE A PRIVATE JET. ANYONE THAT TELLS YOU THAT HAVING YOUR OWN PRIVATE JET ISN'T GREAT IS LYING TO YOU." OPRAH

06/03/09..."I JUST WANT IT TO BE VERY NOT JON & KATE PLUS 8." NADYA SULEMAN (OCTOMOM)

06/02/09..."I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE AT ALL...ANY COLLEGE. AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU WASTED YOUR TIME OR MONEY, BUT LOOK AT ME. I'M A HUGE CELEBRITY." ELLEN DEGENERES

06/01/09..."MY PLAN IS TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD FIRST SHOW, THEN AN EVEN BETTER 2ND SHOW, AND THEN A REALLY BAD 3RD SHOW. AND THEN THURSDAY A RECOVERY SHOW BEFORE FINISHING STRONG ON FRIDAY." CONAN O'BRIEN



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