03/31/08..."IF YOUR JOY IS DERIVED FROM WHAT SOCIETY THINKS OF YOU, YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED." MADONNA

03/28/08..."I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING UP AT 2 IN THE MORNING. THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD; PICK UP A LITTLE ONE: 'HOW'S IT GOIN' MAN? GOOD LUCK! I'LL HELP YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN.' " KEANU REEVES

03/27/08..."I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT. THIS IS PROBABLY THE 20TH TIME PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT. SO, NO, FOR THE RECORD." FERGIE

03/26/08..."JUST A WEEK AGO I WAS IN AUSTRIA DOING A CLEANSE AND PART OF THE TREATMENT WAS LEECH THERAPY." DEMI MOORE

03/25/08..."MY DAD GAVE ME 35 DOLLARS TO GO FIND A GIFT FOR HIM, AND I FOUND THESE BONGO DRUMS. HE ACTUALLY KEPT THEM AND HE USED THEM." PRICILLA PRESLEY

03/24/08..."I KEEP HEARING THESE STORIES HOW PEOPLE TURNED IT DOWN A FEW TIMES. I BANGED ON THEIR DOORS! PLEASE LET ME DO THIS SHOW!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!! IT'S LIVED UP TO ALL MY EXPECTATIONS." MARISSA JARET WINOKUR

03/21/08..."HE'S SUCH A NATURAL WITH THE BABIES." JENNIFER LOPEZ

03/20/08..."I TOLD THEM, 'I'LL ONLY DO IT IF YOU MAKE ME A GUITAR CASE WITH THE LOGO ON IT.' " KEITH RICHARDS

03/19/08..."YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SCIENTOLOGIST TO BE A FRIEND OF TOM CRUISE." WILL SMITH

03/18/08..."ALL WILL BE REVEALED." PAUL MC CARTNEY

03/17/08..."I USE HIM AS MY MUSIC. IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT." MARLEE MAITLIN

03/14/08..."AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I FIRST STARTED SINGING WHEN LINCOLN WAS PRESIDENT." CHER

03/13/08..."I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HELPING THE YOUNGER PLAYERS, WHICH BY THE WAY IS ALL OF THEM." BILLY CRYSTAL

03/12/08..."I AM THE OLDEST, THE FATTEST AND THE TALLEST. NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE GOOD, BUT I HAVE THE BEST PARTNER, SO MAYBE THAT BALANCES IT OUT." PENN GILLETTE

03/11/08..."PEOPLE WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE REESE WITHERSPOON'S GARBAGE IN THEIR CANS." ELLEN DEGENERES

03/10/08..."SOMETIMES I'LL SNEAK AND LOOK AT THE NEIGHBOR'S GARBAGE CANS AND SEE IF IT'S KIND OF EMPTY.
I'LL TAKE MY EXTRA GARBAGE AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE CAN." REESE WITHERSPOON

03/07/08..."I'M A SINGER, RIGHT? BUT THE DIRECTOR CALLED FOR ME TO DO A CAMEO, WHICH TURNED INTO A BIGGER ROLE THAN I ANTICIPATED." DONNIE OSMOND

03/06/08..."TO ME, BOTOX IS NO MORE UNUSUAL THAN TOOTHPASTE. IT WORKS. YOU DO IT ONCE A YEAR. WHO CARES?" SIMON COWELL

03/05/08..."WILL SMITH & I HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE HE HAS THE EARS." BARACK OBAMA

03/04/08..."I WANT TO GROW UP. I DON'T WANT TO BE A DRUNK GIRL ANYMORE" TARA REID

03/03/08..."I DEFINITELY BELIEVE IN PLASTIC SURGERY. I DON'T WANT TO BE AN OLD HAG. THERE'S NO FUN IN THAT"
SCARLETT JOHANSSON

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