10/31/08..."ON HALLOWEEN THE PARENTS SENT THEIR KIDS OUT LOOKING LIKE ME."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
10/30/08..."THE GRAMMIES USED ME FOR RATINGS AND THEY WERE UP 18%."
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
10/29/08..."MY GRANDKIDS ARE THRILLED THAT I AM GOING TO BE A PART OF A PARADE THAT IS ACTUALLY OLDER THAN I AM!"
CLORIS LEACHMAN
10/28/08..."IT'S WORLDWIDE NEWS THAT JULIANNE HAS STOMACH ISSUES."
JULIANNE HOUGH
10/27/08..."I GOT TO WEAR A CAP AND GOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND GRADUATED WITH PEOPLE, WHO I LOVE DEARLY, CAST MEMBERS, WHO HAVE BECOME MY DEAREST FRIENDS."
VANESSA HUDGENS
10/24/08..."LISTEN, LOVE, YOU'RE JUST A SINGER."
GUY RITCHIE
10/23/08..."SASHA FIERCE IS THE FUN, MORE SENSUAL, MORE AGRESSIVE, MORE OUTSPOKEN SIDE AND MORE GLAMOROUS SIDE THAT COMES OUT WHEN I'M WORKING AND WHEN I'M ON STAGE."
BEYONCE
10/22/08..."HE'S VERY SUPPORTIVE. SUFFICE IT TO SAY I'M VERY HAPPY IN LIFE."
REESE WITHERSPOON
10/21/08..."I HAVE GREAT CONFIDENCE IN MY ABILITY TO BE FUNNY. I REALLY DO. MAYBE THAT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A JERK, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO BE FUNNY SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID."
JIMMY KIMMEL
10/20/08..."WEARING A BIKINI ON A MAGAZINE COVER IS MY 41ST BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO MYSELF."
FAITH HILL
10/17/08..."BILLY BOB THORNTON IS MAYBE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD."
TEA LEONI
10/16/08..."I'M WARNING YOU WITH PEACE AND LOVE, I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO."
RINGO STAR
10/15/08..."SOMEONE SHOWED IT TO ME ON YOU TUBE. IT WASN'T LIKE A TINA FEY DOING SARAH PALIN, THAT'S FOR SURE. AND SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE HASN'T BEEN FUNNY FOR A LONG TIME."
MARK WAHLBERG
10/14/08..."I LOVE THE WAY THE GUYS ARE SO CLASSY AND WEAR TRENCHCOATS."
MILEY CYRUS
10/13/08..."I AM SO SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT QUESTION. THIS HONESTLY IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN ASKED THAT QUESTION. I'M GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING CHILDREN TODAY."
GEORGE CLOONEY
10/10/08..."...I SUPPOSE I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND I LOVED HIM...IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN."
ANGELINA JOLIE
10/09/08..."MAYBE I'M NOT AT MY THINNEST RIGHT NOW. BUT IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE, 'WOW! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M FAT?'"
CHERYL BURKE
10/08/08..."SEXY IS NOT ABOUT WEARING SEXY CLOTHES OR SHAKING YOUR BOOTY UNTIL YOU GET HIP DYSPLASIA...SEXINESS IS A STATE OF MIND."
HALLE BERRY
10/07/08..."I PLAN ON COMING BACK TO THE BEACH."
MISTY MAY-TREANOR
10/06/08..."I MET MY HUSBAND WHEN I WAS 21. ACTUAL DATING, I TRIED ONCE AND IT JUST MADE ME ANXIOUS."
DEBRA MESSING
10/03/08... "I CALL THAT THE ULTIMATE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE."
SENATOR JOE BIDEN/DEMOCRATIC V.P. CANDIDATE
10/02/08... "THERE'S CHOREOGRAPHY IN THE KITCHEN, EVEN STANDING IN PLACE CHOPPING ONIONS."
ROCCO DI SPIRITO
10/01/08... "MY MUSIC DOESN'T SOUND DATED. IT'S STILL STANDING STRONG LIKE ME."
TINA TURNER
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